• me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

bombing:

still don’t know what the fuck a wonderwall is

  • me: damn i need to save my money
  • me: *spends $200 in a week*

telapathetic:

"buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt" image

tenrose-a-nobleriver:

The worst person in my family is my cousin Al. I’ll tell you why. My cousin Al was on drugs too. But unlike my dad, Al found Jesus. But Al’s one of those people that found Jesus, and now that he found Jesus he tries to throw Jesus on everybody. You ever meet somebody like that? For no reason at all they throw religion at you? You did nothing to deserve this conversation. No matter what you say they bring up religion.

graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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if-i-go:

donde-esta-mi-queso:

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

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