ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd


yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

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that avicii hey brother song is probably the worst song ive ever heard in my life

Zendaya and Josh interviewing Nicki at 2014 MTV Movie Awards.


i hate when ur standing outside the classroom because its locked and some asshat shows up late and checks the door like “hey have u guys checked to see if its locked??” 


mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor